狂笑不止的笑话故事

笑话1：

我不是明明。

精选逗人笑话故事大全(二)

笑话2：

一次去哥哥家吃饭，吃饭时老婆给侄女夹了块肉，老婆说：小侄女，你说婶子和你叔叔谁对你好……

大侄子说：当然是叔叔啦，

老婆说：为什么啊，

侄女说：因为叔叔永远是我叔叔，婶子就不一定啦……

笑话3：

有个食品店经理，中秋时节亲自书写了一块出售月饼的大招牌，可惜他把“月饼”写成了“日饼”，引得人们议论纷纷。

一位热心人找到经理，指着招牌说：“你这月饼的‘月’字，写的可是个白字啊。”

经理反过来笑话人家：“你再看看，这哪里是‘白’字，‘白’字头上还有一撇呢!”

笑话4：

be careful what you wish for

a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.

next, it was the husband‘s turn. he paused for a moment, then said shyly, "well, i‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

the fairy picked up her wand, and boom! he was ninety.

慎重许愿

一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”

仙女拾起了魔术棒。“!”，他变成了90岁。

笑话5：

十年后，我们不经意间再次相遇，她低声问我：“这些年过得好吗?她对你好吧。”我很伤感，说：“我还没结婚，一直等你。”她眼圈红了红，说：“你晚上点来宾馆找我吧。”七夕夜，月如钩，我手捧鲜花，提前半小时来到宾馆，她迎我进去，招呼我坐下，幽幽问道：“你听说过安利吗?”……

名言

只有那些冒险走太远的人可能发现一个人能走多远。

————艾略特 (T.S. Eliot) [诗人]